Original apparel and practical preparedness guides, made for people who value experience over hype.
A free, printable, three-page checklist for staying fed, hydrated, safe and in contact for 72 hours when the grid goes down or you have to leave fast. Stay put or bug out, it works for anyone, anywhere.
A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee. The wordmark sits on the left chest, and the full tactical monkey covers the back.
Black, Hemp, Khaki. Sizes S–4XL.
From $36
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Shop the teeBlack, Military Green, Tan. Sizes S–4XL.
From $55
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
Shop the hoodie
From $32
The suck is mandatory. Going hungry is optional.
Shop the teeBlack, Military Green, Tan. Sizes S–4XL.
From $29
Two is one, one is none.
Shop the teeBlack, Military Green, Tan. Sizes S–4XL.
From $36
Here am I; send me.
Shop the teeBlack, Military Green, Tan. Sizes S–4XL.
From $5 · 6-pack sheet $14
The NVG monkey, Two Is One, Embrace the Suck and more. Kiss-cut vinyl.
Shop the stickersShort, printable guides built around real situations. No filler, no fear-mongering. Each one will be a download you can use the same day.
What to carry, how to store it, and what to check before every long trip.
Power outages, water, light and comms, plus how to decide whether to stay put or leave fast.
Trench Monkey Tactical is shaped by experience and dark humor.
We're building a home for original apparel, straightforward preparedness guides, and whatever earns the Trench Monkey name next. If it carries the logo, it has to be worth your money.
