Military humor

Embrace the Suck, Pack the Snacks Tee

From $32 Black

The suck is mandatory. Going hungry is optional.

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Choose a color: Black · Military Green · Tan. Sizes S–4XL. Tan features darker artwork for contrast; Black and Military Green retain the original gold artwork.

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About this design

Every unit has one guy whose cargo pocket is a full-service gas station. This embrace the suck shirt is for him, and for everyone who was glad he was there.

If you ever ate cold rations in the rain and called it a good day, you already get the joke.

The print

• Gold monkey in four-tube night vision, eating from a ration pack
• EMBRACE THE SUCK. PACK THE SNACKS. lettering
• Black, Military Green, Tan, sizes S–4XL

A gift they will actually wear

A no-miss gift for the snack guy, the squad leader, or the vet who still keeps jerky in the truck. Great for Veterans Day, stocking season, and unit reunions.

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
• Use mild detergent and no bleach or fabric softener
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Don’t iron over the print, and don’t dry clean