Front: gold Two Is One badge
Preparedness humor
Two Is One Gold Badge Tee
From $29 Black
Two is one, one is none.
Choose a color: Black · Military Green · Tan. Sizes S–4XL. Tan features darker artwork for contrast; Black and Military Green retain the original gold artwork.
Choose your size and check out on our store. Made to order for you.
About this design
Batteries, socks, headlamps, plans. If you have one, you have none. This two is one one is none shirt is for the people who live by redundancy and pack the backup to the backup.
It fits right in at the range, on a camping trip, or anywhere somebody forgot their flashlight.
The print
- Round gold Trench Monkey badge reading TWO IS ONE, ONE IS NONE
- Black, Military Green, Tan, sizes S–4XL
A gift they will actually wear
Gift it to the prepper, the hunter, or the vet who never leaves without a spare. Want a set? Pair it with the matching hoodie for a tee-plus-hoodie gift that covers every season.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle
- Use mild detergent and no bleach or fabric softener
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Don’t iron over the print, and don’t dry clean